Hello my fellow foodies and people who my mother randomly
sent this post to!
Before I get back to describing my love for all things food,
I’d like to talk about the random cow-kaka that people say to me.
I’ve been called many things from obvious ones like fatty;
to being called a sack of potatoes by my grandmother; to even beached whale by
my beloved brothers. But what really gets me in a black mood is when people I
barely know come up to me and say cow-kaka like, “oh you’re so cuddly-wuddly! I
want to use you as a pillow!” (Giggle giggle)
What can I say to that? Can I say, “Oh you’re such a stick! I want to use you to play fetch with my dog!” Noooo, I can’t. Instead I smile shyly,
shrug my shoulders and hope to god that they choke on that piece of lettuce
they call lunch and die!
With that being said, moving on to the yummier things in my
life. This week I made some delicious and chewy chocolate chip cookies!
6 minutes, my fellow foodies, was the golden minute where my
cookies actually looked like cookies and to top it off; they were chewy!
Some things that I would definitely like to alter the next
time I decide to bake cookies is the amount of sugar I used; it was too sweet
and I would most definitely like to add more chocolate. All in all, for my
first (Ahem) fourth attempt at baking cookies, it was awesome!
Until next time, stay awesome!

Mmm...cookie. On the other note, you SHOULD say that to them: “Oh you’re such a stick! I want to use you to play fetch with my dog!”
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